Thursday, November 10, 2005
Liberate France!
The riots in France are out of control. They are facing an intifada and possible total social breakdown. The 82nd Airborne must be alerted. As Churchill gave De Gaulle safe haven when the Germans rolled into Paris, we should give the decent people of France safe haven as the rioters burn Paris. Due to my love of the First Amendment, I will give safe haven to this intrepid reporter. Depending on how you define the word "safe."
Note: If I did have a relationship with a French woman, is there anyone out there who thinks she is the one in danger? Didn't think so.
HatTip: The Corner
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Listen here frog-lover, if you had a relationship with a French woman you would undoubtedly be unable to afford that lush bachelor pad as you would have to spend roughly 2 times what you do now on Bic's.
Not on my watch pal.
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Not on my watch pal.
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